MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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