how hairy? two words: wookie tits
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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