It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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