Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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