how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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