I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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