goodnight i made you a song goodbye
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I had to cum in my sink.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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