Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
