But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
there is glitter all over my balls
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