Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize