And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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