There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
sarcasm needs its own font
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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