Non-Jews are for practice
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
