Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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