around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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