We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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