You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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