everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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