you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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