what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I will be naked everywhere
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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