You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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