hell yes lets make some ravioli
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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