Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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