I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
