There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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