He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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