Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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