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i think my mom watched the whole time
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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