But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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