There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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