Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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