like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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