ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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