doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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