He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I am naked and annoyed.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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