White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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