i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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