Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
