so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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