i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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