sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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