i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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