Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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