I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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