Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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