i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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