I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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