she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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