im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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