Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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