3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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