billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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