Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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